The power of not knowing

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to clean

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!