- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell poo...

The power life like a hermit.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power to not hear thunder.

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

The power to snore inhumanly loud

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

Pointless Super Powers