the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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penis

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Meatvision.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to die at will

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!