The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to die if you think

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to create shit

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!