The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to repel women.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!