The power to see through air.

The ability to smell colors.

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

The power to go suicide

The ability to money into dog shit.

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The power to watch a pot boil.

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

The ability to eat anything except for food

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

the power to recognize "woman rights".

spontaneous ejaculation

the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

The ability to not talk.

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!