The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Meatvision.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!