power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to clean

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power life like a hermit.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!