The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to create shit

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Meatvision.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to smell colors.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!