The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to waste time reading this.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to speak braille

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!