The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to clean

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to in power your self

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!