The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!