The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to fail

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!