The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Lactokinesis

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to pee out blue

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!