The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Being Aquaman

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The power to not hear thunder.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to die.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!