The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!