the power to fail

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to die.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!