- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

The power to be distracted with grea

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

the power to read something without looking at it

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The Power to Die instantly.

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

Pointless Super Powers