The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power of minding your own business

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to see through water.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!