The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to clean

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to in power your self

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!