The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to die if you think

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to fly for a second

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!