The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to not see ads

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to like any show

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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Being Aquaman

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!