The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to clean

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to in power your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!