The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Taekwondo

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to not see ads

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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power to fly...backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!