The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to clean

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!