The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to die.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to fart upon command.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!