My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to fly for a second

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!