The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The ability to smell colors

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!