The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!