to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!