the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to commit crime.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!