the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!