The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to vote

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to see through glass

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!