The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to die but once

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to see into the past

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power to be an alcohoic

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!