The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to think.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to get really mad.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to not have a power

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!