The power to troll the Internet.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to swim on land

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to do nothing

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!