The power to lose the remote.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!