The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!