The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to vote

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!