The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!