The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!