The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to vote

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!