The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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See through invisible people

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to see through air.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!