The power to die but once

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Grass eating

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!