What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the ability to enjoy school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!