The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to have a power

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to not have a power

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The power to do nothing

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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Endless falling....

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!