the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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A healing punch

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!