The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!