the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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Immunity to medication

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to vote

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!