The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to fart mace

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!