the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to see into the past

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!